Lift of Bee
Once upon a time, there was a man named Mr. Kriptine. He drove a car in a place called Oxford. One day, as he was driving, he saw a boy holding a sign that said "Cambridge." Mr. Kriptine thought it would be silly to give a ride to a stranger because he heard a friend got tricked by a stranger before. So, he decided not to stop the car. But because the boy was going the wrong way, he felt he had to stop and tell him, "Cambridge is in the opposite direction."
Mr. Kriptine stopped the car and said, "Hi, what's your name, young man?" The boy replied, "Hello, sir, my name is Bee." Mr. Kriptine said, "I'd like to help you, Bee, but you're heading the wrong way. I'm on my way to Oxford, so I can't take you to Cambridge." Bee surprised him by saying, "No, sir, you can take me because Oxford is where I want to go, not Cambridge." Mr. Kriptine was puzzled and asked, "Then why were you holding a sign for the wrong place?"
Bee explained, "I knew that if I held a sign for the right place, nobody would stop. So, I held the wrong sign hoping someone would correct me. Thanks for the ride, sir."
There was a man named Mr. Bee who worked in a big office in the city. Normally, he would go to get his haircut during office hours, even though it wasn't allowed. The boss heard about this and wanted to catch him in the act.
One day, the boss saw Mr. Bee entering a barbershop during office hours. He thought it was the perfect time to catch him. So, the boss went into the same barbershop and found Mr. Bee getting a haircut. He asked, "Mr. Bee, don't you know that employees shouldn't get haircuts during office hours?"
Mr. Bee replied politely, "I do, but it's also my office work." The boss was surprised and asked, "How is getting a haircut office work?" Mr. Bee answered, "Because my hair grows while I'm at the office." The boss understood and asked, "You work for only eight hours, and most of your hair grows when you're not working, so why get a haircut during office hours?"
Bee chuckled and said, "Well, that's why I'm not getting all my hair cut."
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